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According to You™

THE ROOSTER WITH A SCROLL

A vehement little creature with a holy mess of a scroll.
Born from wreckage. Bred for clarity.
— Crowing ’cause roosters don’t whisper.

Not for swiping.
Not for worship.
— For branding that walks the talk.

This is what belief looks like:
Conviction, not credentials.
Resonance first, reach follows.
— It refuses to play small.

👉🐓🌈 Tap here for the transmission.


👇 Scroll to begin the translation.

— A signal breaks the static. 📡

THE SIGNAL

Before the story, a strategy.
Before a strategy, the signal.
— The weaver’s thread binding it all.

For strategists seeking impact,
And creatives begging for clarity.
(Working on the 47th revision)


Not decoration. Not denial.
A refusal to go vague.
— This is clarity in motion.

Every frame a reflection.
Every line a choice.

Before the signal?
What burns inside and beyond strategy.
— The firestarter.


👇 Scroll for a spark.

— You caught fire. 🔥

THE SPARK

You asked no Chicken Outfits.
— You got a Rainbow Rooster.

This story starts with a mess. Good.
Every brand is birthed in friction.
— A flash of discomfort that dares direction.

Not from the brief.
Not with a mission statement.
From the ache, the ignition.
— The jailbreak before the journey.
(Before you surrender to the next.)


Before the roadmap comes a direction.
Before resonance, a signal.
Inside? A pulse. When it lands?

🔥 Fire.

I am this. I don’t want that.
— That’s where the hammer falls.

We sharpen our tools with fire.
— Or burn our fingers typing raving reviews.

🔥 This is fire. Chase it, or be consumed.

 

👇 Scroll for a stand.

— Refused to shapeshift. 🚩

THE STAND

This is where your ‘why’ grows teeth.
You stop being “nice”.
— and grab a stick to draw a line in the sand.
(or light it on fire, ’cause lines don’t hold forever.)

Soft words don’t build alignment.
— They wear it down, slowly and politely.


You stop sanding the edges to be safe.
You stand.
Clear. Precise. Unapologetic.

Because brands don’t rise by being liked.
— They rise by being known.

 

👇 Scroll for a conflict.

— You chose to tune up. 🎛️

THE CONFLICT

Every great voice faces the echo of doubt.
But yours doesn’t bend.
— It breaks the pattern.

You know vagueness isn’t humility.
It’s erasure in slow motion.


So you tune up.
Crow.
Hold the note.
— And become unignorable instead.

You don’t get louder.
— You get sharper.

And when the noise clears,
what remains is presence.
— And presence can’t be denied.
(Only shooed or kicked out.)

 

👇 Scroll for a shift.

— A pulse. Remembered. 🌀

THE SHIFT

You drop the act. (“Just a sec.”)
What follows isn’t repositioning.
— It’s a pulse check.

You step back.
Not to hide. To gain ground.
— And traction to launch forward.


For a purpose that doesn’t need packaging.
A voice that doesn’t need rehearsing.
— A signal in rhythm that sticks in your head.

(And a rebrand that ain’t a shiny new mistake.)

 

👇 Scroll for a voice.

— A memory in rhythm. 💫

THE VOICE

Your voice isn’t your words.
It’s your wake. Your signal.
— What’s felt when you leave the room.

(Helvetica is dead.
Arial was never alive.
Comic Sans?
You just can’t kill the damned thing.)

That’s not just craft.
That’s clarity.


What lingers after the transmission ends?
That’s brand.

When people hear it, they know:

This brand breathes.

(Even when it’s not speaking.)

 

👇 Scroll for a vision.

THE VISION

You prioritise meaningful connections,
And respond with aligned action:
— Not a campaign, connective tissue.
— Not a slogan, a living thread.

Not beige.
Not “pastel neon”.
— F.U.L.L. N.E.O.N. S.P.E.C.T.R.U.M.™


You align what matters,
And unify what’s divided.
You link pulse to purpose,
Action to voice,
And signal to outcome.
— So the future arrives with clarity.

People don’t just understand it
— They pulse with it.

(even show up in a chicken outfit.)

 

👇 Scroll for a vow.

— Forged in fire. Proven in steel. 🔥⚒️

THE VOW

This isn’t just strategy.
It’s sacrifice.
— Clarity by exhaustion.

Sacrifice demands clarity.
Also caffeine. Mostly caffeine.
— or slapping yourself or someone awake.

A promise isn’t a commitment.
Living it is.
— That’s delivery.


Brands don’t build trust with claims.
They forge it with shared meaning under pressure.
Can you feel the vibration?
— That’s the hammer clanging integrity.

Forged in fire. Delivered in steel.
You don’t just carry it.
— You wield it with precision.
(Or smash fingers writing email apologies.)

 

👇 Scroll for a resume
— or for what matters?

— They are.

What matters

I could name-drop.
I could list clients, campaigns, corridors.
Wrap it in a sleek two-pager.
— But honestly? That’s just plot.

What actually matters:
I learned to listen through noise.
To follow the ache, not just the ask.
To listen first, ask later.

To name the signal
— even when its sender could not.


To track the thread.
Carry it forward.
Separate, align, unite.
Aim — where ache meets conviction.

Forge my own drive.
Sharpen it with care and precision.
— Launch with clarity.


Not direction — Meaning.
Not movement — Intention.
Not speed — Velocity.
No wasted force — Just aim and pulse.
— All landing where they should.

Not a resume.
With a Signal:
Not a chicken outfit.
— A holy mother freaking rainbow rooster crowing with a scroll.

(And, occasionally, a typo.)

This is Pulse.

👇 Scroll for it.

— Yours™ truly, all along.

THE PULSE

Beyond relevance lies resonance.
Not an offer. A pulse.
A drumbeat in the bones.
— Vibrating long after the mic drops.

Brands don’t need reach.
— They need rhythm.

Resonance locksteps first.
— Reach follows.

A team attuned to who they are.
A brand that breathes in sync.
— That’s where I come in.

Not with a pitch.
With a Signal.

Not with ‘a pulse’.
With Pulse.
— Just pulse.

 

👇 One last scroll for a 🕊️.

🕊️

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1. No actual chickens were harmed, consulted, or dressed during the creation of this brand gospel.
2. You will not wear a chicken costume to the next strategy session. Seriously. We’ve talked about this.
3. Chicken outfits remain banned. Roosters, however, are fully welcome — scroll and all.

If this signal met yours,
let it echo.

If this pulse moved You™,
let it move.

— I’ll be here. Antennas on. 📡

Or call.
+31 6 1916 0546

Or 🐌.
signal@shakethe.systems


— Then signal.

🥚

— Everything follows.

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Not a pitch. Not a brand. — A transmission. 📡

🐤


Peep, The Chick Who Asked Too Soon



Peep is a newborn rainbow chick
marked with an auspicious golden-plumed head
and hatched with too much clarity
— and almost no chill.
The kind who taps every menu item like it’s a prophecy.
(Or a trapdoor. Or lunch.)

Destined for mischief or meaning (almost certainly both),
he questions everything.
— Too early, too often, too inconveniently.

He didn’t find the answers here.
(Just breadcrumbs. And mild spiritual unrest.)

👉 Rainbow chicks know not to peck here.
Most turn around.

— Peep didn’t.