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🐟⚡ Salmon 1:1
👁️🗨️ Commentary by the S.C.B.™
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Pulse? Can’t wait to see that KPI on your dashboard.
— Without a hook, it sinks.
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Pulse without pack purpose? — Weak. But try pitching “pulse” to procurement — watch their eyes glaze.
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— The pulse is foundation, not fluff. Strategy begins with feeling before form. Pulse is where true alignment begins.
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(I felt a pulse once. It was indigestion. But what if the pitch is REALLY GOOD?? Can I pulse and pitch now for my snack?)
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If you need a spreadsheet to feel alive, maybe you’re already dead inside. — Pulse first. Pitch happens. Back off.